Google Found Me How?!

Every so often, I just NEED to share with you the Google search terms that result in people visiting my blog. Some are funny, and some are just plain “ewwww!”. Here are some searches that have resulted in people coming to my blog in the last month: 

Under the “Awww!” Category:

• Hugs for growth – still amazes me how much money went into finding out that hugging is a good thing…and getting 14 hugs a day is optimal
• Positive mommy quotes – LOVE that someone found my blog with this search term. I hope I helped!
• Quotes on how to be single and happy – yay! Fake it until you make it, baby!
• Freckles and redheads hot – why, thank you! For some reason though, I think this search might have searching for something other than a mommy blog…just sayin’.
• Domesticated Mommy – ha! Have you fooled!
• Happily divorced – just waiting to file the paperwork…but in my mind, I am happily divorced! 

Under the “Ummm…what?! Why did you find my blog with this search term” Category:

• My son steals my daughters diaper – do I want to know if it was a clean or soiled diaper? Don’t think so.
• Marriage – why on earth are you looking to me to learn anything about marriage? I know nothing…just ask my ex-husband. Wait. Please don’t.
• Babies get high – Should I call Childrens’ Aid Society, or are you? And why on earth would that search term bring you to MY blog? I’m almost offended by this.  For the record, I do NOT support babies getting high!
• Quotes on how to start a relationship – um, again…don’t ask me! I’m shocked (but happy!) my man is still around!
• Don’t like your status – then don’t read it
• Negative single parent quotes – who is researching this on Google? What are you planning on learning?
• I am not your mother anymore – amen, sister!
• I’m not the mothering type – I REALLY hope my kids never say this about me!
• Vaginal myomectomy – ahhh…been there, done that…and am SSOOO glad!  Highly recommend it for anyone with a uterine fibroid.

Under the Ewwww! Category:

• Mom son sexy stories – ummm…ewwww!

What I do find cool though, is when people actually search for different variations of “ImAMomToo” and find my blog – yay!

Motivational Mondays – The Science of Hugs

I highly doubt that anyone needs additional reasons to give hugs…

“Hugging is good medicine. It transfers energy and gives the person hugged an emotional life. You need 4 hugs a day for survival, 8 for maintenance, and 12 for growth. Scientists say that hugging is a form of communication because it can say things you don’t hae the words for.  And the nicest thing about a hug is that you usually can’t give one without getting one.”

Yet another reason why it’s great to have twins…I’m sure we meet the daily 14 hugs.

 

21 Questions to Ask Your Kids

 

I stumbled upon this questionnaire at Randomosity and thought it would be cute. Unfortunately, since my son is still working on being able to verbally answer questions, he couldn’t offer any answers so my daughter’s responses are included below.

1. What is something Mommy always says to you?
I love you

2. What makes Mommy happy?
Being good, with D (her brother) 

3. What makes Mommy sad?
Yelling and screaming

4. How does Mommy make you laugh?
By tickling us

5. What was Mommy like as a child?

The same as me

6. How old is Mommy?
Umm, I forget but much younger than daddy (you had better believe it! Lol!)

7. How tall is Mommy?
Bigger than me, and tall like my big sister.

8. What is Mommy’s favorite thing to do?
Hug me and type on the computer. (Busted!) 

9. What does Mommy do when you’re not around?

Go grocery shopping. (Such an exciting life I lead!)

10. If Mommy becomes famous,what will it be for?

• Painting, like when you were a child. (umm…what?)
• Making jewels (again, umm…what?)
• Being the best mommy ever (aawwwww!!!  I have the cutest daughter EVER! I didn’t even bribe her to say that!)

11. What is Mommy really good at?
Giving me hugs and taking care of us. (Woohoo!)

12. What is Mommy not very good at?
I don’t know. (wow! Didn’t even pay her to say that!)

13. What does Mommy do for her job?

• Giving people presents (cool! If anyone wants to reciprocate, my favourite colour is “sparkly”…lol!)
• Helping people
• Computer typing

14. What is Mommy’s favorite food?
Chocolates, hotdogs and pizza (ok, I’ll agree that pizza is close, but the others are my daughter’s favourites.)

15. What makes you proud of Mommy?
Picking me up from school, and giving me hugs (I’m sensing a theme of hugs…)

16. If Mommy were a cartoon character,who would she be?
Spidergirl, because she’s so pretty. (Awwww…)

17. What do you and Mommy do together?
We hug and have cuddles, and go to the park together.

18. How are you and Mommy the same?

• Because we have strawberry blond hair. 
• We look the same but you don’t wear the same clothes as me. 
• We both have freckles but I don’t have as many as you, mom.

19. How are you and Mommy different?

• Because mommy has more freckles than me.
• Bigger ears than me. (umm…okay…)
• My favourite fruit is strawberries and hers is mango.

20. How do you know Mommy loves you?
Because she says I love you.

21. Where is Mommy’s favorite place to go?

• To the park (again, apparently she’s confusing her favourite things with mine)
• To the library
• Starbucks

If you post the same thing in your blog, please leave the link in Comments below so I can read your post.  I’d love to see what your kids have to say!!